An evening out

Our church is having a ladies coffee and dessert night soon. The topic was advertised in the newsletter as 'Women: their influence and responsibility'.

After church I was talking to the lady who is down to speak at it. At length and in a fairly over the top manner, I said, "Oh my goodness. What on earth are you going to say? It's a really hard topic!"

Her reply: "Well, actually, Cecily, I thought it would be good to interview you!"

Now I'm the advertised speaker (well, interviewee). Gotta come up with something to say...